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Re(1): Funny lines you have heard shouted out from a patron

Posted on January 29, 2012 at 01:04:11 PM by jaialai32

We're sitting in the big chairs up front in Orlando about 10 years ago. I'm trying to get my buddy's input on who to bet. I was sitting behind him and one seat over and this old lady snuk into the seat behind him without him seeing her. I said, "Hey Chuck, what do you like?" and without pausing or Knowing this 70 year old lady is sitting one seat behind him; he replies, "Pussy and Watermelon". Needless to say the old lady relocated.


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